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Awkward Girl is slowly melting

If my hands dissolve into a pool of sweat all over my keyboard before I finish this, I’m sorry… I know I have not posted in a while, and I am terribly sorry about that. I know you all just … Continue reading

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Awkward Girl vs The Party People

As I said before, I go to a school that has a bit of a notorious party-school reputation. Well today is perhaps the largest day of partying that happens all year. The boozy, crazed, day-ger (day rager, for those of … Continue reading

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Awkward Girl vs. Mascara

I just wanted to show you all some proof of how dreadful a time I having getting ready. This morning, the mascara wand JUMPED out of my hand, and onto the dirty ground, splattering mascara everywhere in the process. Of … Continue reading

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How awkward are you?

According to Buzzfeed (and yes, I piddle my life away taking these stupid quizes): “You’re super awkward! But aren’t we all? Hey, it’s OK. We’ve all had trouble with our basic motor skills from time to time. IT JUST HAPPENS. … Continue reading

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Awkward Girl Tries to Prove a Point

Currently, I am on reprieve from school due to a glorious thing called Spring Break, and so I am spending some time at home. I spent the past weekend teaching my little sister how to ride a bike. I should … Continue reading

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Awkward Girl has a Photo Shoot

I’m sure the title of this entry alone was enough to send your mind spinning with all the ridiculous possibilities for awkwardness that would come from me being in a photo shoot. Let me start by answering your first question, … Continue reading

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Awkward Girl Gets a Bug Bite

Yes, a bug bite. This post is about a bug bite. “Who cares?” you say. “What’s the big deal with a little bug bite?” you question. Let me assure you, dear readers, this is not your average bug bite, and … Continue reading

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