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Awkward Girl is slowly melting

Posted on May 1, 2014 by therealawkwardgirl

If my hands dissolve into a pool of sweat all over my keyboard before I finish this, I’m sorry… I know I have not posted in a while, and I am terribly sorry about that. I know you all just … Continue reading →

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Awkward Girl vs The Party People

Posted on April 5, 2014 by therealawkwardgirl

As I said before, I go to a school that has a bit of a notorious party-school reputation. Well today is perhaps the largest day of partying that happens all year. The boozy, crazed, day-ger (day rager, for those of … Continue reading →

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Awkward Girl vs. Mascara

Posted on April 2, 2014 by therealawkwardgirl

I just wanted to show you all some proof of how dreadful a time I having getting ready. This morning, the mascara wand JUMPED out of my hand, and onto the dirty ground, splattering mascara everywhere in the process. Of … Continue reading →

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How awkward are you?

Posted on March 27, 2014 by therealawkwardgirl

According to Buzzfeed (and yes, I piddle my life away taking these stupid quizes): “You’re super awkward! But aren’t we all? Hey, it’s OK. We’ve all had trouble with our basic motor skills from time to time. IT JUST HAPPENS. … Continue reading →

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Awkward Girl Tries to Prove a Point

Posted on March 24, 2014 by therealawkwardgirl

Currently, I am on reprieve from school due to a glorious thing called Spring Break, and so I am spending some time at home. I spent the past weekend teaching my little sister how to ride a bike. I should … Continue reading →

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Awkward Girl has a Photo Shoot

Posted on March 19, 2014 by therealawkwardgirl

I’m sure the title of this entry alone was enough to send your mind spinning with all the ridiculous possibilities for awkwardness that would come from me being in a photo shoot. Let me start by answering your first question, … Continue reading →

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Awkward Girl Gets a Bug Bite

Posted on March 18, 2014 by therealawkwardgirl

Yes, a bug bite. This post is about a bug bite. “Who cares?” you say. “What’s the big deal with a little bug bite?” you question. Let me assure you, dear readers, this is not your average bug bite, and … Continue reading →

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Awkward Girl Falls Down

Posted on March 18, 2014 by therealawkwardgirl

Part of being awkward is being clumsy, and that means that I trip, stumble, and bang into things on a daily basis. Going up the stairs, going down the stairs, walking while texting, walking while paying attention, it’s all bad. … Continue reading →

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Awkward Merit Badges

Posted on March 17, 2014 by therealawkwardgirl

Found this gem on Pinterest. Pretty sure I have earned almost all of these at one point. What about you?

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Awkward Girl Goes Out–Part 3

Posted on March 16, 2014 by therealawkwardgirl

The Party After finally getting dressed, doing my hair, and makeup, it was time to go out. I gave myself a little pep talk, took some deep breaths, and headed to my car. Before I went to the party, I … Continue reading →